Dear reader, I feel silly having to say this: but a muscle shirt [sic 'wife-beater'] is not acceptable attire for any dining experience above greasy spoon or fast food dive.
If you see anyone wearing said [sic] 'wife-beater' at a dining establishment that has more than two brands of beer on tap, please pelt the offender with whatever is handy. Tomatoes. Rocks. Old kleenexes. Kitchen sink. Your pick.
Do you have any idea of where you currently live? You're in the middle of Redneck Central, home of a large percentage of persons who might wear said "wife beater. If I were you and thankfully I'm not, I'd be careful! LOL jk
ReplyDeleteCould we also include in the group to be pelted, women who cannot find a pair of jeans to cover their crack, no matter standing or sitting? Please?
I read the article and I really liked it..
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great post..
John..